> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
> up to 8 full hours.>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
> loneliness by reminding you of
> how awful they were as teenagers and how you
> couldn't wait till they moved
> out.
>
> ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to two days.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
> cups swallowed before an
> evening out increases breast size, decreases
> intelligence, and prevents
> conception.
>
> D U M B E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
> low IQ, resulting in
> enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by
> controlling road rage and the urge
> to flip off other drivers.
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lethal
> lines as, "You make me want to be a better person.
> "
>
> BUYAGRA
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping
> Increases potency, duration,
> and credit limit of spending spree.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't
> remember your birthday,
> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet
> seat.
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to share
> their life stories with total strangers in
> elevators.
>
> N A G A M E N T
> When administered to a boyfriend or husband,
> provides the same irritation
> level as nagging him.
>
>
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